Eco-traveler Gifts

"It's always a difficult time of year for her...She's tortured trying to reconcile her environmental principles...with booking a cheap flight to Turkey."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Watching Sea Life.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

World's cheapest car

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They migrate here each summer."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Electric bike.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'