Eco-traveler Gifts

"It's always a difficult time of year for her...She's tortured trying to reconcile her environmental principles...with booking a cheap flight to Turkey."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Watching Sea Life.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They migrate here each summer."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Electric bike.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'