Goo Enthusiast Mugs

"Is it the slime?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dorothy and Toto

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

A masked man serenading

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

The Boss.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Internet Name Tags.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

The great and near-great

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Goose escapes the tv.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'