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Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

A divided world.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

Must you be so judgmental?

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"Overruled!"

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'First time skiing?'

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"