Goggle_enthusiast T-Shirts

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

A divided world.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Balding gnomes

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Watering the garden gnome

The Depressing Economic Crisis

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Goose escapes the tv.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Money Snowglobe

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Internet Name Tags.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'