Goggle_enthusiast T-Shirts

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Balding gnomes

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

A divided world.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Watering the garden gnome

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I think I missed that episode.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Better Gnomes.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Internet Name Tags.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Goose escapes the tv.

Money Snowglobe