Googly Eye Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Are you eyeballing me???!! Don't you eyeball me boy!!!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No cheating'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Optician and the PI.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

'A Good Job of It!'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"Is it the slime?"

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Free Pool

'What do you call a pair of ghostly glasses?...Spectre-calls!'

"I found your contact lens."

Self-Corrective Eyewear For People Your Age...

My mom must need new glasses, too. She's always squinting at dad and saying, 'are you wearing THAT shirt?'

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

Eyeglasses prescription.