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'I know they give you good impact protection, but.....'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

LEGO profits.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

New York Gondolier

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the Lego."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

PFI Lego - Buy now, pay when you grow up!

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Is it the slime?"

"Sorry about the expletive."

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

I wanted gloves without fingers!

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."