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"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Cowboy Slippers

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

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'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'