Goggles And Flippers Aficionado Mugs

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Overkill, dude."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Cowboy Slippers

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'