Flip-flop Aficionado Mugs

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Shoes Make The Man

"Heads or tails?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Extra Long-jump

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Cheerleaders

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Swimmer

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Flip This Housecoat

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

A dinosaur, a bearded man and a man on a swing

Duck Feet