Flip-flop Aficionado Prints

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Shoes Make The Man

"Heads or tails?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Extra Long-jump

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Cheerleaders

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Kitten Slippers

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Lost a sandal?

Swimmer

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Flip This Housecoat

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

'Okay, call it in the air. Tails, or... well... whatever the alternative is.'