Flop Afficionado Mugs

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"A little help, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Two vegans, please."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Valentine Day

Shoes Make The Man

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Love Birds love just being together

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

You just keep giving.

Fido and Fifi

Cheerleaders

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

A small heart within a big heart.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Boomerang fetching

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Fake Tropes

Post-modern Café

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'