Flop Afficionado Gifts

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"A little help, please."

Sitting in a tree

"Two vegans, please."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Valentine Day

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Love Birds love just being together

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Fido and Fifi

You just keep giving.

A small heart within a big heart.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Cheerleaders

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

Boomerang fetching

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Post-modern Café

Hard Rock Cafe.

Fake Tropes

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.