Flip-flop Fanatic Gifts

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

Freestyling.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Cheerleaders

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"It's improv night."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Lost a sandal?

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

Swimmer

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Flip This Housecoat

Dancing with your hands up

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'