Flapper Enthusiast Gifts

1940's Fashion.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Swing dancers.

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

You Know You're Old When...

Cheerleaders

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Charleston dance.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Swimmer

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Catflap Special Offer! Free Frame: - You just pay for the hole!

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

'Please take this flyer.'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"You never did like our cat did you?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

Duck Feet

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"I felt a touch!"

"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."