Flapper Fashionistas Gifts

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Swing dancers.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Charleston dance.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

I took up antkeeping.

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I got a beak job."

Swimmer

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

The Country Wedding.

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

Ed Sheeran

Hey, I told you it would turn into a pumpkin spice frappuccino after midnight. Hipsterella.

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'

1940's Fashion.

Duck Feet

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."