Flapper Fashionistas Pillows

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Swing dancers.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Charleston dance.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

Swimmer

"I got a beak job."

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

The Country Wedding.

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

1940's Fashion.

Duck Feet

Ed Sheeran

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

Tennis

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"