Jacket Flappers Pillows

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Swing dancers.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"It's a midriff warmer."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Charleston dance.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Swimmer

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Puffer Jacket

Bundle up!

Wind Breakers.

Sales are Patchy

Penguin in a life jacket.

Ed Sheeran

"What can you tell me about this book's jacket?"

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

1940's Fashion.

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.

"You never did like our cat did you?"

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."