Jacket Flappers T-Shirts

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Swing dancers.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Charleston dance.

Swimmer

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

Puffer Jacket

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Bundle up!

Sales are Patchy

Penguin in a life jacket.

Ed Sheeran

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"What can you tell me about this book's jacket?"

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

1940's Fashion.

"You never did like our cat did you?"

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.

"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."