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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw your jacket."

Nice jacket. Ralph Lauren? Ralph Kramden.

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Puffer Jacket

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

City Boy.

Career Choices

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Changing Room Decisions

"So, how do you want it?"