Flapper Enthusiast Pillows

1940's Fashion.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Swing dancers.

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Cheerleaders

You Know You're Old When...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Charleston dance.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Lost a sandal?

Swimmer

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"You never did like our cat did you?"

Duck Feet

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'Please take this flyer.'

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Catflap Special Offer! Free Frame: - You just pay for the hole!

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."

'I can't, you're sitting on my flippers.'

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'