Globe Enthusiast T-Shirts

A finger through the globe

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'The ice caps are melting!'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

A divided world.

'Why can't we have an ordinary Sat Nav like everybody else?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Slinky Cow World

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

How Glaciations Begin

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'