Gobble Champion T-Shirts

Turkey Farm - They gobble - You gobble.

Zombie standup

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Goblin.

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Atlas at Home

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Peter Dinklage

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

"Wine's good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."

F&E Cobblers. It's time to start work. Let the heeling begin!

A New Test.