Gobble Champion Pillows

Turkey Farm - They gobble - You gobble.

Zombie standup

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Goblin.

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

"Wine's good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."

A New Test.