Cobbling T-Shirts

F&E Cobblers. It's time to start work. Let the heeling begin!

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Instructional guide to scribbling

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Curling your hair for no reason

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Surfing alien.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Not you again, Achilles.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"We need less cowbell!"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Touching.'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker