Cobbling T-Shirts

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Curling your hair for no reason

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Surfing alien.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Not you again, Achilles.

"We need less cowbell!"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Touching.'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?