Cobbler Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Shoe maker telling a woman she has an unusual shaped foot so he can make her a pair of shoes

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

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