Cobbler Enthusiasts Gifts

Shoe maker telling a woman she has an unusual shaped foot so he can make her a pair of shoes

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

You're the olive in my martini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

The Martini is invented.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini