Cowbell Aficionado Gifts

The Drummer

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Ironing day.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Abacus.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Hairstyles

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer