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The Drummer

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Bench Press Accident

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Ironing day.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Abacus.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

Hairstyles

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"