Roswell Aficionado T-Shirts

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Sir Winston Churchill

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Alien Assumption

That's What Happens

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

US Energy Needs.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

HS2

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Chinese Dragon Munches on USA

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

How To Spot A Politician

A train's dining car is a diner.

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one