Roswell Aficionado T-Shirts

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Sir Winston Churchill

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Alien Assumption

Replacement Bus Spotters.

US Energy Needs.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

William Pitt the Elder

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

HS2

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Fake news on Taiwan elections

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

William Bentinck

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Chinese Dragon Munches on USA

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

How To Spot A Politician