Orwell Enthusiast T-Shirts

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.

Recycling bin has CCTV camera checking out what rubbish is being thrown away

The War Against Imagination

Room 102

Updated classic Animal Farm: Animal Farm Solutions.

George Orwell.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Big Bird Brother

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

Big Charmer Is Watching

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'I hope you're hungry.'

Promises Kept

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

Double Speak

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Big Brother 1948-1984

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera