Orwell Enthusiast Mugs

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.

Recycling bin has CCTV camera checking out what rubbish is being thrown away

Room 102

Updated classic Animal Farm: Animal Farm Solutions.

George Orwell.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Big Bird Brother

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'I hope you're hungry.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

Double Speak

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

'Where did I put my syringe?'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Big Brother 1948-1984

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Surveillance.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...