George Orwell Enthusiast Mugs

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Big Bird Brother

Lancelot put to the Test.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Double Speak

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Surveillance.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Big Brother 1948-1984

George Orwell.

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Is it the slime?"

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.