George Orwell Enthusiast Mugs

'We may be pigs, Henry, but at least we're not Capitalist pigs.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Big Bird Brother

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Big Charmer Is Watching

Lancelot put to the Test.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Promises Kept

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Double Speak

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

Surveillance.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

George Orwell.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

The War Against Imagination

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Big Brother 1948-1984

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Is it the slime?"

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

Big bowling ball is watching you.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?