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Special Privileges

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Gen-Next Library

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Big Charmer Is Watching

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Big Bird Brother

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Promises Kept

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Double Speak

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

The War Against Imagination

George Orwell.

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera