Reading Orwell Pillows

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Gen-Next Library

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Big Bird Brother

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Double Speak

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

1984 ; pop-up edition...

George Orwell.

"I think it needs a re-draft."

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .