George Orwell Fan Pillows

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

100 best beheadings

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'No kidding?... That little place is H.G. Wells' birthplace?'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Big Bird Brother

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

Ostrich Farm

Double Speak

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Big Brother 1948-1984

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Room 101 Tax Inspection

George Orwell.

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"This project is working well, going forward."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'Here's one! Can you fly?'