Roswell Historian T-Shirts

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Alien Assumption

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Letter Collecting Nerd

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

TOXIC TIMES

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

Style

Soldiers

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."

"And that was the national news....Now for the obligatory 'end-of-the-news' World War Two item, to get the whole nation nostalgic for Churchill, powdered egg and mass slaughter..."

'He's searching for his roots.'

"We survived the loss of the blacksmith and the barber shop, but this here is serious!"

"Smartphone? What's that?"

75th Anniversary of D-Day

'Okay, the motion put forth by the chamber of commerce had passed. From here on in, our town will be officially known as Fairhaven.'

Writing an obituary for a small independent grocery.

Migrant Monument