Roswell Historian Mugs

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Alien Assumption

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

TOXIC TIMES

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Style

Soldiers

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

"And that was the national news....Now for the obligatory 'end-of-the-news' World War Two item, to get the whole nation nostalgic for Churchill, powdered egg and mass slaughter..."

"We survived the loss of the blacksmith and the barber shop, but this here is serious!"

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'He's searching for his roots.'

75th Anniversary of D-Day

Writing an obituary for a small independent grocery.

The Confessions of Adolf Hitler