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TOXIC TIMES

CIA report

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Robot Attack in Bath

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The Oil of Iran

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Ukraine Chasm

Descartes's Demon

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"