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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Plagiarist!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Max Weber

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Auguste Comte

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Mozart eating noodles.