History Revisitor Pillows

TOXIC TIMES

CIA report

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Maria Sibylla Merian

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Peace in shackles.

Russian Spy Debriefing

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Robot Attack in Bath

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

The Oil of Iran

Ukraine Chasm

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Descartes's Demon

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'