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Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Marriage' - Pakistan corruption.

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Peace in shackles.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

TOXIC TIMES

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Evo-Tourists

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Robot Attack in Bath

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

Ukraine Chasm

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."