Historical Detective T-Shirts

Gear up with a t-shirt that celebrates the curiosity and wit of a historical detective. Great for showing off their detective pride and love of history in casual style.

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"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for." mockup

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

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The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

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'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.' mockup

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

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'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.' mockup

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

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'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.' mockup

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

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History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!' mockup

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?" mockup

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

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CIA report

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Harry S. Truman

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'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

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"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count." mockup

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

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Frankenstein's Ancestry

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Celebrity Phrenologist.

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'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.' mockup

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

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'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

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"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next." mockup

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

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'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!' mockup

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

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"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

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Evo-Tourists

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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET! mockup

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

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'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.' mockup

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

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'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?' mockup

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

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"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?" mockup

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

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"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

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Ukraine Chasm

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'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.' mockup

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

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Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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'Sodding Sat Nav.'

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Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.' mockup

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

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The Oil of Iran

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Descartes's Demon

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'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.' mockup

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

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Britain in 410AD

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Russian bombers in California

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'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!' mockup

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

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Historical Detective T-Shirts Collection

Historical Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the historical detective in your life. Witty, stylish, and full of intrigue, they make excellent gifts for mystery enthusiasts.

Historical Detective Pillows

Add some mystery to your decor with pillows inspired by historical detective themes. Cozy, clever, and conversation-starting pieces.

Historical Detective Prints

Find artistic prints that evoke the intrigue of classic detective stories and history's mysteries. Ideal for decorating a detective’s study or lounge.