American History Detective T-Shirts

Robert E Lee

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

CIA report

Harry S. Truman

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Evo-Tourists

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Ukraine Chasm

The Oil of Iran

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Mystery section...