History Detectives Gifts

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Marriage' - Pakistan corruption.

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Peace in shackles.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Russian Spy Debriefing

TOXIC TIMES

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Evo-Tourists

Robot Attack in Bath

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'