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Homemade Jam.

Second hand furniture.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Origami Society...

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Green Peace'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"

Endangered Species.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."