Collection Aficionado T-Shirts

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Dressed for Success!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Second hand furniture.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Man...You age great!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

You had me at vintage.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Out of kilter.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Antiques

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'd like to match this credenza.'