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'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Dressed for Success!

High security Santa's grotto

Second hand furniture.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A Macaroni in 1772

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

New Suit.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'