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"How do you feel about staying in power?"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

Count Atoine Maurice Apollinaire d'Argout

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'It's him!'

Rebellious and vengeful pet bird.

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

''Robespierre'? -- How did you get this number?'

"Smile, it may never happen."

The DaVinci Code

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

The wine-shop

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Leonardo's first drawing

Ben Jonson.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."