Cowbell Enthusiast Gifts

"We need less cowbell!"

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Bench Press Accident

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

I think I have a gilt complex.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man