Cowbell Enthusiast Gifts

"We need less cowbell!"

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Bench Press Accident

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

I think I have a gilt complex.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Cowboy

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Jasper's Limo Service.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.