Bell Aficionados Gifts

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo At Christmas.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Nice bling!'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Bell ringer.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"You rang?"

Ding and Dong.

The Church-Going Bell.

Two friars ringing bells

At home with the brass section.

"Experience!"

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

Bell disaster

The British Society of Campanology...

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"The smells! The smells!"

Ringing bell

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

'Can you supersize this?'

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"Youd better cool it, we've had a complaint from the noise abatement society!"

Labelled Church Bells.

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."

"I can't quite remember - Do I ding or dong?"

"Can't you put it on vibrate?"