Bell Aficionado Gifts

"You rang?"

Bell disaster

"Waiter!"

Bench Press Accident

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Cell Phone

Brass Band

Bell ringer.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Ding and Dong.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Two friars ringing bells

The Church-Going Bell.

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Trumpet

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

"Experience!"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The British Society of Campanology...

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger